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Let’s Play “Name that Gift”!
Posted by Christa Watson in Random on December 26, 2009
Alrighty folks, it’s the holiday favorite played ’round the world… It’s time to guess what’s in the box – NAME. THAT. PRESENT!
First person to get it right before 2010, I will hop on the next plane to your city, grab a taxi to your home, ring your doorbell, wait a second while you get your flipHD, proceed to do a jig, smile, and stand patiently as you point and laugh…
Bring it! 
Name that gift...
P.S. This was an ACTUAL present I received for Christmas.
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Assorted Nuts (yes, you were partially correct), along with lobster crackers and picks!…which are supposed to be used for nuts.
This is exactly how it was presented me for Christmas.
HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Posted by Christa Watson in Random on December 18, 2009
For the restuvus!
Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!
The Pole
(don’t worry, you can put yours up too! There’s still time… FestivusPoles.com
Street Condoms
Posted by Christa Watson in Random on December 10, 2009
I just saw a man buy $45 worth of condoms from a street vendor. That would really disturb me if it weren’t for a fact that these condoms were HILARIOUS! I wish I could remember all the lines they came up with, but here’s the best I can do:
“OBAMA CONDOMS! For hard times!”
“Remember the election with your next erection”
“Obama condoms! The ultimate stimulus package!”
“McCain Condoms, they’re old, but not expired!”
There’s no doubt about it, I’m a Floridian.
Posted by Christa Watson in Random on December 8, 2009
So it dawned on me today that I will be headed up to New York City tomorrow. Now I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not, but Florida doesn’t have any real seasons. I mean we do but they consist of: Rainy, Muggy, Hot, and Hurricane. So I went in panic mode when I realized that in other parts of the country, it is actually COLD in December (who would’ve thunk it since it’s all of 78 degrees out here).I rumagged through my closet and found all of my cold weather gear:
Is it sad that all my warm clothes are Peruvian souvenirs? Do you think I will stick out at all in NY?
My Bucket List
Posted by Christa Watson in Random on December 1, 2009
I figure this can be a place where I can continuously update the list of things I would like to do/see before I die. Here’s to checkin’ things off! In no particular order:
Shorter Term
- Go a whole day without laughing and just saying “That’s so funny” ala Scrubs
- Be able to recite this and this on command
- Become a Master Strobist
- Run a marathon
- Road Trip across the USA
- Learn how to make digital cartoons
- Cage Dive with Great Whites
Longer Term
- Visit every country in the world
- Learn to speak Italian fluidly
- To never need credit
- Photograph for National Geographic
- Make a comfortable living doing what I love
- Live in Chile
- Publish a book and dedicate to my 4th/5th grade teacher
- Hang out with Penguins
- Be the coolest grandma EVER
Irony at it’s Finest
Posted by Christa Watson in Random on December 1, 2009
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You can cut the irony with a knife:
It’s my first time, take it easy on me…
Posted by Christa Watson in Random on November 30, 2009
The first for anything can be so nerve wracking. First kisses, first jobs, first speeding tickets, no matter what it is, you’re always inexperienced and well pretty much just awkwardly nervous at it. That’s what this first post will be for me…short and sweet, with a side of sweaty nerves. I’m hoping it will be the first of many and that will only get better and better, but for now, I ask you take it easy on me because well, hey, it IS my first time 
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