I just saw a man buy $45 worth of condoms from a street vendor. That would really disturb me if it weren’t for a fact that these condoms were HILARIOUS! I wish I could remember all the lines they came up with, but here’s the best I can do:

“OBAMA CONDOMS! For hard times!”
“Remember the election with your next erection”
“Obama condoms! The ultimate stimulus package!”
“McCain Condoms, they’re old, but not expired!”